The strong silent type

Alright, this is probably the funniest thing I have ever seen someone do.

Darrell and I were standing in the bulk section at the Crowfoot Safeway, and a young couple comes up and starts looking at the candy and stuff. The girl is just standing there, and the guy comes up and puts his arm around her. Then he farts! And she was like "Oh I thought you came over to give me a hug.", and he said "Oh, you didn't have to do that in the grocery store."

Now this is the point where Darrell and I start laughing. And the guy looks over and says "I appologize for my girlfriend." And we just burst out in laughter. He said that a couple more times, then went to the chip section! It was halarious! I was laughing so hard I started to cry. The girl was being a good sport about it the whole time. But I admire the guy for doing that... it's halarious!

Since then, every time I think about it I burst out laughing... it was SO funny, and I have pretty much been laughing the whole time I have been writing this blog. Hopefully, I can do the same to cheer up someone's day!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha,
Kevin

So, I made a flash thing... it is pretty cool, and here it is:



Check back as I will update it as I work on it.

The Davinci Code sucks!
I tried to figure out why Dan Brown was vacationing in his Vaticant, and who found a bible in their Magdalene.


I am extremely excited about how Darrell has a cell phone. If anyone would like ot see my reaction, here it is:



Now I will hopefully have a job at Palliser Lumber! Yay! I might very well start on Wednesday.

Next, about the Davinci Code comment at the top... I don't actually think it sucks... I haven't read the book or seen the movie. I have only read Darrell's blog... and if you read his blog you can see that someone replied without actually reading the entire blog. So I am testing to see wether or not this same person will reply to mine. Also, I really just want people to reply to my blogs... that's sad. Anyways, lets all see if it works.

I miss Anna: I got to see her on Friday, for 5 minutes... Not even joking. 5 minutes. It was good, but afterwards I missed her so much more, that it just felt frustrating. We only really talked about logistical things, and I felt stupid, because I didn't really ask about more important stuff, like how she was feeling, and spiritual stuff. We didn't pray or anything. We only has 5 minutes... but overall I am glad I got to see her, and give her a box of mini-wheats.

Thankyou Darrell for reading my blogs,

Kevin

I am going to BC for the weekend for a family reunion. I might get a chance to see Anna an my way through!

This concludes my shortest post yet.

I am in Calgary. It is hot. I got the job in Revelstoke. I work from June 26 'til end of August. I will hopefully work in Calgary until then. I am writign short sentences. This reminds me of a joke:

The shortest sentence in the english language:
I am.
The longest sentence in the english language:
I do.

Ha ha ha! Many of you may ask: Is that a Mitch Hedburg Joke? And my answer is: NO. However, this is:

I was writing a letter to my dad, and I went to write, "I really enjoy being here dad.", but instead of writing really, I wrote rarely. But I wanted to use it anyways, so I wrote, "I rarely drive steamboats dad. Quit trying to pretend that I am a steam boat operator."

And so is this:

At the end of letter I write: PS- This is what a part of the alphabet would look like if Q and R were eliminated.

And one more writing related joke by Mitch Hedburg:

As a comedian I come up with jokes for a living. So when I'm in my hotel room, and I think of a joke, I write it down. But if the pen and paper are too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of really wasn't funny.

Now my brain is swarming with Mitch Hedburg Jokes... don't disturb... Lady at front desk's number is zero... 13th floor... BOB, get away... frozen banana... pancakes exciting, then you get sick of 'em... waffel is pancake with syrup trap... breifcase handcuffed to wrist... duck at subway... beaver houses... bigfoot is blurry... "how woudl you like your eggs?... purple people... flamable and have legs... smokey the bear... smacky the frog... velcro wallet... addicted to semi-circle... house shampoo... 2 in 1... king sized bed... 2 bedroom appartment... I saw you at the airport a minute ago, and you were good... 3 honks a month... have you ever tried sugar or PCP?... lake-on houses... cottage cheese banana bread pestromie sandwich... cross eyed sister... expert at cars... Pringles and tennis balls... can't open the wall... hot tar roofer... used to do drugs... I don't have a girlfriend... slam the flap... lynn and lyn... wine-o eating grapes... Yoplait, try again... grilled Fritos... Corn off the cob... picture of me when I was older... red means "where did you get that banana?"... hard to reach plants... one complicated payment... Mr. Pibb... tight rope walker... a handfull of jelly beans... snake bite repair kit... plight of onions... forgot to pretend water fake plant... club sandwich... Carmax... food is better when it is dropped... AA, BB, CC's... underwater camera... highlight certain parts of a paper... above ground pool... forklift lifting forks... race car passenger... sponge ruiner... Snap Crackle Pop and Mitch... oscillating fan... tried to walk into Target... koala bear infestation... chainsaw juggling... doughnut receipt... crazy straws... floating lime... tape recorder parrot... Reese's pieces... Cinnamon roll insence... remix a remix...

Oh he is a funny guy.


Well, I am not doing so swimmingly. My mind has been plagued with many doubts. Now they don't feel like the classic kind of doubts.. just more or less the confusion doubts. There is so much to know and understand that it gets frustrating. And I haven't been let in on the secret on how to move information from your brain to your heart. I guess I probably have been let in on the secret... but I just haven't noticed... or maybe it hasn't sunk into my heart yet. A lot of you may know me as a great guy and all... but I don't think I am. There is a lot of stuff that I do and think that nobody sees. I know everyone has all of those things too. Which just shows us how much more we need God's grace.

I just feel kind of down. I don't feel great about myself, and I tremble at the thought of everything I am going to have to do and live through on Earth. I know that this is a pesimistic view... but it just seems that life will be this constant battle all the time, and it will just suck. I can't stand the thought of me doing things that will hurt myself and others... I kind of feel trapped in my skin, and I want to get out!

Anyways, Have a nice day everyone!

"I don't have a cell phone or pager. I just keep everyone around me all the time. Then if someone needs to get a hold of me they say 'Mitch', and I turn my head slightly." --Mitch Hedberg

So I am in Revelstoke for almost a week. I am now hanging out with My friends Kai and Anders. (As you can tell I am really spending quality time with them, as I am blogging.. lol). Kai is on the left, Anders in the middle, and me on the right. I got that suit for appx $2.50, and it fit almost perfectly... We just had to take out a hem in the legs, which was done poorly, so it was easy to take out. Vanessa Robert (Piper) is about to visit, since she is in town, then we get to go pick up garbage! (it's a youth group fundraiser) Wahoo! I like frisbee. I miss Anna.

I just came up with a funny idea... but it involves trickery of blogs. So I don't want to say it, becuase then none of you will reply to my blogs. But I won't do it. Anyways, you could write a blog about something, like pizza, and someone might reply "Oh, I really like to eat that!", then you could go back and change your origional blog to "How about the stinky gross garbage", and everyone will think that they like stinky gross garbage. I am geneus! but I won't do it.

Check me out in tights! a-wink!

I basically thought It would be funny to have the same picture as Peter. Is it? I don't know. This is what happens when I have all day to myself. I got sick of TV yesterday. I can only read for so long before my mind turns into JELL-O (And believe me, it does... to see what I mean go to My Jello Commercial). I really like this. The whole doing nothing thing! I am using it well though. Reading through "Waking the Dead", by John Eldrigde, not to be confused by "Waking the Dead" by Stephen King ( )... very different. ha ha ha. It is a hard book to read through, because it deals with such hard topics, that make me insecure about my relationship with God. It is hard to realise that you aren't living a life fully in Christ, and not feel like it's because God hasn't given you that ability. This is why I didn't make it through the first time, and that started about 7-8 months of doubt and desert times. I don't want that to happen again, but if it has to happen again to teach me something, then I guess I do want it to happen again. But I'd rather learn without the desert times.

Transitional Note: I am in the habit of hitting ctrl-s to save. That published the blog, and it is anoying. It has happened abotu 3 times writing this blog.

I'm going to Revelstoke on Friday! I get a ride with one of my great friends Ali, who happens to be an older sister figure to me. She makes sure I don't go for too long without showering at camp. I am looking forward to the 5 hours we get to chat. I am also lookign forard to seeing some friends I haven't seen in a while. I am thinking of Kai and Anders, but there are other people that I woudl probably enjoy seeing more. I can't believe I just said that, ha ha ha. But I'm keeping it in. "See kiddies, this is what happens when you type without thinking".

But when all is said and done... The conclusion of this blog... Yes, what I'm trying to say here is...

GOGO

Thankyou, I always knew you would be there for me. And besides, now I can comments on Peter's and Darrell's and Anna's and other peoples blogs.

I had a blog, but it was with MSN, I don't know if it still exists. Let's see. Yep, found it... The address is:
http://spaces.msn.com/corndiggity/
Go there for everything pre-May2006. However I can't be held responsible. Hey! I should open up a new blog each year. Anyways, I want to make a clock out of toothpicks. Good luck friends,
Kevin